Carrie Underwood: "Prayers going to George Jones's family today. Rest in piece, George. You are loved and will be missed greatly."

 An Airport Security Inspector Gave a Passenger CPR and Saved Her Life

36-year-old Robert Kennish is a TSA agent at Newark Liberty International Airport in Newark, New Jersey. 

And on Tuesday night, he was getting ready to inspect a Virgin America plane that had just flown in from San Francisco.  But as he walked down the jetway to the plane, a female passenger getting off the flight COLLAPSED and stopped breathing.

She didn't have a pulse . . . but luckily, Robert used to be a paramedic, and began giving her CPR.  (The woman's name and age weren't given.)   

Two other passengers getting off the plane helped Robert out . . . and a flight attendant brought the defibrillator.  Fortunately they got the woman's heart started after a few minutes . . . and she's recovering at the hospital.

New Prank Alert: Kids are "Accidentally" Texting Their Parents About Buying Drugs . . . Then Posting the Responses

This prank is less than 48 hours old and it's already managing to cruelly . . . but hilariously . . . FREAK OUT PARENTS all over the country.

There's a comedian named Nathan Fielder who hosts a show on Comedy Central called "Nathan For You".  And on Wednesday, he tweeted the idea:  Text your parents, quote, "got 2 grams for $40?"  Then text, quote, "sorry, ignore that text."

In other words, you pretend you meant to text a DRUG DEALER, but accidentally texted your parents.  So kids started doing it, and posting screenshots of the results.  And as you'd expect, their parents' reactions were PERFECT.One guy's mom wrote him, quote, "2 grams of whaaaaat?  You're freaking me out!!  Erik, what the hell?  You're giving me a heart attack.  Seriously!  Now you're doing cocaine?  Ganja?  What???  God help me.  And you." 

One kid's dad wrote back, in all caps, quote, "WTF.  YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB.  I'M NOT KIDDING.  YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE ON THE WAY TO PICK YOU UP FROM COLLEGE TONIGHT."

This will continue being funny until it induces its first heart attack.  At which time it will become less funny . . . but only slightly. 

(Deadspin / Uproxx)

She was arrested in Atlanta over the weekend, then apologized for her comments, and is now trying to keep a low profile.  See what her plan is for today with the Celebrity To Do List of Reese Witherspoon. 

8:00 A.M.  Wake up, brush teeth, chug bottle of mouthwash. 

8:10 A.M.  Look at the most awesome person in the world and acknowledge how much I love them.  Then turn from mirror and say hi to husband. 

8:30 A.M.  Wake myself up with a cup of coffee.  Irish coffee. 

9:20 A.M.  Start reading script for "Legally Blonde 13". 

10:00 A.M.  Wonder how I'm going to support my dependents:  my three kids and Ryan Phillippe. 

11:00 A.M.  Yell at someone for not knowing who I am. 

11:40 A.M.  Review the box office returns of my last six movies.  Realize there's a reason nobody knows who I am. 

1:00 P.M.  Struggle to find someone in Hollywood with MORE forehead.  Fail. 

1:30 P.M.  Meet with agent to decide what movie to make:  the one where I play a perky blonde in a love triangle, or the one where I play a perky blonde in a love triangle. 

5:00 P.M.  Give change to hobo.  Experience awkward moment after I realize it's Ryan Phillippe.